Saturday, April 12, 2008

if ever


if ever you fine yourself in someone else
just think of me for the last time and forget me
if ever you fall in love with the girl you admire most
be sure she'll love you the way i've done to
if ever you don't love me anymore
just say it outright, so that even it hurts
i'd be able to accept it

and if ever you'll leave me, leave me slowly and firmly
walk out the door and close it carefully
so that it will never be open again
as long as the morning comes
as long as the evening fades
the tenderness of your love and the sweetness of your mind
will alway linger in my mind 'till breath no more

if ever you see me walking down the road with someone else
it's not because i like his company
it's because you're not too strong enough to be beside me
if ever you hear me talking of him all the time
it's not because he pleases me
it's because you're to deaf to hear my heartbeats
if you fell i'm falling for him
it's not because i'm falling for him
it's because you're not there to catch me fall

will our roads ever cross again?
will we just "let go" of what we have?
will we go to a place where "love is bound" completely turn around?
don't let me walk with him
it's you i want to walk with
it's you i want to talk with
don't let me fall for him for it's you i want to fall inlove with
i love you...and being with you forever is all that i long for!

Thursday, March 27, 2008

dear tech support

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.5 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?


Signed,

Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7

Good Luck,

Tech Support

Dear Tech Support:


Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!


Thanks,

A Troubled User.

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! ! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/ Child Support.I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\ APOLOGIZE. Because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great! program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

sexyfhaye and prettylei


Friday, October 12, 2007

wala lang...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

miss yah sis!!!

this for you my bes! really miss yah mwahh!


Sunday, August 26, 2007

a whole new world

This was the video of my sister during her competition for Nutrition Month Nutri-Kid (District Level), where she got the FIRST PLACE Nutri-Kid A1 child!

check this out!!!

Thursday, August 16, 2007

love will show you everything

from the movie "IF ONLY"...
really love this movie and this song...


Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Awarded!

I was awarded by Malaya and now I'm a certified

Thank you Bunso!

Thursday, August 09, 2007

see yah best!!!

Friday, July 06, 2007

best part of being in love

The best part of being in love is
when you just love a person
and be happy about it even
if you know that it cannot last forever…
That is the true essence of love…
it is not about winning someone.
It is not about owning a relationship.
It is just about being happy because
you know you have loved someone.
It is about being guiltless because you know
you did not take away someone from anybody.
You just loved. And loved…
unselfishly!